The Plague of the Mullet is here!!!

A chinese lion statueA mullet is like a disease, and it spreads like a plague, it doesn’t just affect your hair, it affects your personality, your intelligence, your chances of success with the opposite sex and with your career. There is one simple message for all mulleted people…. Cut the mullet, you look like a fool!!

This website explores the phenomenon of the mullet, its origins, the various types and some examples of mullets from Britain as well as abroad.

The aim of the site is to ridicule people with this stupid haircut and to hopefully bring just some of them to their senses, however getting a mullet to change their ways is not an easy task, they can’t be reasoned with, they don’t feel shame, or humiliation, or disgrace, and they absolutely will not stop, ever, until they make a complete fool of themselves.

There has been a disturbing trend in Britain recently for people to get ‘Fashion Mullets’ in the naive belief that these are different to ordinary mullets and are accepted within society.




Fashion Mullet
Traditional Mullet

It is not OK to have ANY kind of Mullet!!!

If you see a mullet take a photo and send it to us and we will put these idiots to shame on our gallery page

To help illustrate why you should not have a this haircut, we have used David Beckham, a man famed for ever changing hair cuts, and given him various types of mullet using the very latest in hi-tech 3D CGI imagery. Click here to see David Beckham's mullets