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15/07/06
It's official, David Beckham needs a "German Porn Star Mullet"
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After asking our loyal readers which kind
of mullet Mr Beckham should have for the 2006 World Cup, the answer was
clear cut, he needs a German
Porn Star Mullet. 28% of you voted for a Porn Star mullet for David,
with a Skullet and Fashion Mullet tying for second place each with 16% of
the vote. We have now contacted Real Madrid with these results and hope to
see David sporting his new haircut soon.
The full results can be seen below. |
German Porn Star Mullet |
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08/06/06
Mullet Mania cuts those mullets!
Regulars at a sports bar in Spring Lake Park, Minnisota USA noticed there were far to many mullets knocking around putting them off their drinks. So they decided to do something about it, cut those damn mullets off, by starting up a new event at the bar.
"Mullet Mania" is now an annual event raising scholarship money for the local high school by putting bounties out on people's heads.
"It was pandemonium. We couldn't keep up with the bounties. We had three and
four bounties at a time going," said organizer Darice Weems.
To see the Mullet Mania video click here
Billy Ray Wants him mullet back!
The legendary country singing mullet man Billy Ray Cyrus wants his mullet back. In his upcoming album he sings;
"Bellbottoms were really cool, cuttin' class and skippin' school ... Only one thing that I miss more than that, I want my mullet back.”
Billy ray Cyrus lost his mullet a few years back and has been plucking up the courage ever since to grow it back.
23/04/06
Mullet at 6/1
William Hill have reported a surge in bets for what David Beckham's haircut will be for the world cup. Odds have dropped for David Beckham growing a mullet for the World Cup from 10/1 down to 6/1. Hills have lengthened the initial favourite - wearing an Alice Band - from 3/1 to 4/1 second favourite; and also offer 5/1 Spikey; 6/1 Mullet; 8/1 Pony tail; 8/1 Quiff; 12/1 Pudding Bowl cut a la Beatles; 25/1 Flat top style; 33/1 Dreadlocks 100/1 Wig.
We were first in entertaining the idea of David Beckham with a mullet, the question is.... which type of mullet should Becks have? We have used the very latest in hi-tech 3D CGI graphics technology to accurately model various mullet styles on Beckham himself, see here for yourself which type suits him best.
23/02/06
German soldiers allowed to keep mullets!! |
Seemingly keen to re-enforce German mullet stereotype a German military court in Munich has ruled that German soldiers will be allowed to sport mullets after it was ruled army hair regulations were unconstitutional.
The ruling came after an 18-year-old soldier was locked up in a cell and fined £100 when he refused to chop off his 10-inch mudflap.
The teenaged recruit only agreed to let army barbers cut his hair when faced with three weeks in solitary confinement, but made a formal complaint at the same time.
The military court in Munich ruled in favour of the soldier and argued the varying rules for male and female recruits were "unconstitutional" and "incomprehensible".
It said forcing male soldiers to cut their long hair went against their rights as individuals.
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