Famous Mullets
You are statistically far less likely to make a success of yourself if you have a mullet on your head.
Is this because of discrimination against the particular haircut? Or could it be that stupid people have a tendency to grow mullets? Or could it be the mullet itself, which somehow makes you stupid?
Who knows, but what is for sure is that mullets find it extremely hard to get by in life, most struggling to make ends meet, but there are a few exceptions, who have managed to some extent overcome their disability and actually get somewhere in life. There are a few professions, such as wrestling which mullets can really make a go of it.
These mulleted individuals are extremely rare, most of them only stay successful for a short while, then fade into mullet oblivion, or have to face the decision of cutting their mullet off in order to stay successful. There are some even rarer mullets who have managed to stay at the top over a long period of time whilst keeping their mullet!
So who are these mythical mullets?
Here are a few….
The Incredible Hulk
No wonder he was so angry, one minute he is a highly intelligent scientist, the next most of his clothes have fallen off, his nice trousers have mysteriously turned into some XL sized shorts and he has grown a horrific green mullet! |
Captain Planet
Captain PlanetCaptain Planet always had good intentions, saving the planet and all, but he was never going to get anywhere with a green mullet. |
Peter Stringfellow
Peter Stringfellow is every woman's dream. The combination of a mullet and a leopard skin thong are something a woman just can't resist.
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Andy Fordham
King of darts, prince of mullets. Andy 'The Viking' Fordham is without a doubt one of the all time mullet greats. Rumour has it that he used to drink 25 bottles of Holstein Pils before a match to calm his nerves! I wonder how many bottles it would take for him to calm his nerves enough to get his mullet cut off? |
Steven Segal
Steven Segal sports a slicked back swarve mullet loaded with grease, don't mess with him.
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Chuck Norris
A few words of advice; Don't even think about taking the piss out of Chuck Norris' Mullet, as he will have roundhouse kicked you into oblivion before your brain has even figured out what to say about it.
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David Bowie
David Bowie is something of an oddity, how could someone make such good music and have a mullet at the same time? Most musicians with mullets only have the ability to churn out dodgy country, or cheesy eighties music, and what's more it was a shocking ginger mullet! The mullet disappeared along with Ziggy stardust back in the seventies, gone but not forgotten.
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Macgyver
Macgyver - The ever resourceful Macgyver spent to much time finding ingenious ways of beating the bad guys instead of looking after his hair. This picture shows the moment of realisation when he finally saw what had happened to his hair.
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Billy Ray Cyrus
Billy Ray Cyrus lost his mullet, he wants it back
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Darth Vader
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Pat Sharp
Pat Sharp is a legend amongst mullet lovers. His mullet graced TV screens across the nation with his hit gameshow Funhouse. |
Solid Snake
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Michael Twatley
Michael Flatley - Cut your mullet, and sort your trousers out you fool! |
International Superstar Darius Danesh
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Chris Waddle
Chris Waddle shot to fame as an England player in 1990. Probably his most remembered moment was against Germany in the quarter finals of Italia 90. Poor Chris missed the vital penalty against Germany sending England out of the cup. There are many theories about what happened, and what caused him to hit the ball sky high, perhaps it was bad luck or perhaps it was his mullet flowing in the wind as he ran towards the ball that distracted him. Chris now resides in Newcastle trying to rebuild his life after his mullet years. |
Rudi Voller
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Roberto Baggio
Roberto Baggio - Who said the Italians had style? |
Fernando Torres
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Vitantonio Liuzzi
Vitantonio Liuzzi has been the first mullet in Formula 1 for 16 years. After Driving for Red Bull Dietrich Mateschitz noticed sales of his famous energy drink falling in most countries but rising in some backwards parts of the US, Liuzzi refused to cut hios mullet so he was dropped. Now driving for Force India who aren't too bothered by his mullet, the Indians are renowned for thier bad haircuts anyway. |
Nick Heidfeld
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Barry Venison
Barry Venison is a classic football mullet, after success at Liverpool and Newcastle retirement came early after a back injury. Barry turned to TV however his mullet caused much controversy and he was forced to cut it, he remained with ITV without the mullet but was not happy. He has since moved to the US where his mullet can be accepted. |
Mihails Zemlinskis
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Rio Ferdinand
Rio Ferdinand Rio Ferdinand has had many hair styles, some pretty shocking, but I doubt he could ever get one worse than this braided mullet!
Mihails Zemlinskis
Mihails ZemlinskisWhat is it with footballers?