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Famous Mullets

You are statistically far less likely to make a success of yourself if you have a mullet on your head.

Is this because of discrimination against the particular haircut? Or could it be that stupid people have a tendency to grow mullets? Or could it be the mullet itself, which somehow makes you stupid?

Who knows, but what is for sure is that mullets find it extremely hard to get by in life, most struggling to make ends meet, but there are a few exceptions, who have managed to some extent overcome their disability and actually get somewhere in life. There are a few professions, such as wrestling which mullets can really make a go of it.

These mulleted individuals are extremely rare, most of them only stay successful for a short while, then fade into mullet oblivion, or have to face the decision of cutting their mullet off in order to stay successful. There are some even rarer mullets who have managed to stay at the top over a long period of time whilst keeping their mullet!

So who are these mythical mullets?

Here are a few….

The Incredible Hulk

No wonder he was so angry, one minute he is a highly intelligent scientist, the next most of his clothes have fallen off, his nice trousers have mysteriously turned into some XL sized shorts and he has grown a horrific green mullet!

Captain Planet

Captain Planet always had good intentions, saving the planet and all, but he was never going to get anywhere with a green mullet.

Peter Stringfellow

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Peter Stringfellow is every woman's dream. The combination of a mullet and a leopard skin thong are something a woman just can't resist.

Steven Segal

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Steven Segal sports a slicked back swarve mullet loaded with grease, don't mess with him.

Pat Sharp

Pat Sharp is a legend amongst mullet lovers. His mullet graced TV screens across the nation with his hit gameshow Funhouse.

He no DJs at student venues across the country, but he just doesn't look the same without the mullet!

Chuck Norris

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A few words of advice; Don't even think about taking the piss out of Chuck Norris' Mullet, as he will have roundhouse kicked you into oblivion before your brain has even figured out what to say about it.

Vitantonio Liuzzi

Vitantonio Liuzzi has been the first mullet in Formula 1 for 16 years. Unfortunatley Red Bull did not want his haircut associated with thier energy drink so they demoted him to the B team.

Nick Heidfeld

Fastest Mullet in the world

Nick Heidfeld has been in F1 longer than Liuzzi but he never had the courage to grow a mullet until Liuzzi started the trend.

Billy Ray Cyrus

Billy Ray Cyrus impressing the ladies with his haircut

Billy Ray Cyrus lost his mullet, he wants it back

David Bowie

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David Bowie is something of an oddity, how could someone make such good music and have a mullet at the same time? Most musicians with mullets only have the ability to churn out dodgy country, or cheesy eighties music, and what's more it was a shocking ginger mullet!

The mullet disappeared along with Ziggy stardust back in the seventies, gone but not forgotten.

Chris Waddle

Chris Waddle shot to fame as an England player in 1990. Probably his most remembered moment was against Germany in the quarter finals of Italia 90. Poor Chris missed the vital penalty against Germany sending England out of the cup.

There are many theories about what happened, and what caused him to hit the ball sky high, perhaps it was bad luck or perhaps it was his mullet flowing in the wind as he ran towards the ball that distracted him.

Chris now resides in Newcastle trying to rebuild his life after his mullet years.

Macgyver

Macgyver - The ever resourceful Macgyver spent to much time finding ingenious ways of beating the bad guys instead of looking after his hair. This picture shows the moment of realisation when he finally saw what had happened to his hair.

Darth Vader

Darth Vader - The most evil man in the Universe, what do you expect?

Roberto Baggio

Roberto Baggio - Who said the Italians had style?

Rudi Voller

Rudi Voller is the textbook example of a 1980s Football Mullet

Solid Snake

Solid Snake - He may just be a computer game character that talks to himself allot, but that mullet is very real!

Michael Twatley

Michael Flatley Cut your mullet, and sort your trousers out you fool!

Andy Fordham

Andy 'The Viking' Fordham is without a doubt one of the all time mullet greats. Rumour has it that he used to drink 25 bottles of Holstein Pils before a match to calm his nerves! I wonder how many bottles it would take for him to calm his nerves enough to get his mullet cut off?

Fernando Torres

Spanish Striker Fernando Torres of Atletico Madrid thinks that just because he is a footballer he can have a crap haircut.

International Superstar Darius Danesh

Darius is no stranger to shit haircuts, but now he's back sporting a trendy fashion mullet!

Rio Ferdinand

Rio Ferdinand has had many hair styles, some pretty shocking, but I doubt he could ever get one worse than this braided mullet!

Mihails Zemlinskis

Mihails Zemlinskis What is it with footballers?

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